caprisun is literally the COOLEST thing you could possibly ever consume if you ever go to a party and ppl are pressuring you to drink or s/t just whip out a caprisun and be like “naw…i got my caprisun pouch” and theyll be like “dam…theyve got their caprisun pouch”
i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to water but i cant make it stare its reflection in the face and realize its an ass”
Canada: whispers it’s my birth…
America: JUST A REMINDER THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS IN THREE DAYS!!!
america is the dudley dursley of countries
oh my god that’s disturbingly accurate
WAKE UP CANADA!!! WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO!!!!