Just had my first ever cup of coffee and i am now to punch one million moose in the face. How is this amount of stimulant legal.
I think my eyebrows are vibrating.
Nirvana, bob dylan, t.rex, the beatles, motorhead, AC/DC, sex pistols, guns 'n' roses, kiss, rolling stones, the who, black sabbath, panic! at the disco, arctic monkeys, gorillaz, slipknot, linkin park, blink 182, jimmy hendrix, My chemical romance, blur, korn, BATTLES, smashing pumpkins, all american rejects, biffy clyro, limp bizkit, green day, enter shikari, wheezer, slash, sum 41, crystal castles, greenday, hole, hellogoodbye, all time low, 30 seconds to mars, you me at six, UFO, soil, la dispute, say anything, tsunami bomb, dinosaur jr, drowning pool, fall out boy, funeral for a friend, fleetwood mac, foo fighters, led zeppelin, megadeath, muse, pink floyd, reef, system of a down, the who, vampire weekend, die antwood, max normal, disturbed, miley cyrus & placebo <3
This one goes out to all the girls whose thighs are so thick you can’t cross your legs.
This is truth. Shoutout to the girls with thighs big enough to be used as warming pillows.
And big ups to the girls whose upper thighs still touch when their knees are apart.
omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now